Halli hallo ihr Lieben!
Heute habe ich mal wieder eine E-Mail aus den USA bekommen. Dort, sowie ich China, scheinen besonders viele Spender meinem Projekt wohlwollend gegenüber zu stehen.
Ein Mann der Kirche, Reverend Mike Duka, hat dort von einem anonymen Spender Taschen und Koffer für mich entgegen genommen, die 5,5 Mio. US-$ für mein Milliardärs-Projekt enthalten.
Hier seine E-Mail im Original:
I am sorry for using this means to officially notify you of funds , valuable packages and baggage in trust for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy.
A benefactor whose identity can not be disclosed because of the NonCircumvention and Non isclosure Agreement that was signed with the said benefactor when the funds were being deposited, made you the beneficiary of a package containing some amount of money. The Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the benefactor mandates us to fully divulge and disclose the benefactor’s identity 18 months after you, the beneficiary, has received the funds.
The funds totals (Five million five hundred thousand, United States Dollars) and we confirm that these funds are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH. You are hereby advised to reconfirm your Full Contact Information for verification with information contained in our database in the format stated below.
After verifying the details with the information we have in our database, you will be contacted to personally claim the funds in the Finance and Security Firm where its being kept with the Consignment Deposit information (CDI317) that will empower you to do so. This Consignment Deposit Information (CDI317) is what is needed to claim the funds and will only be sent to you after all your information has been verified and confirmed to be true. The information should therefore be sent in the manner stated below so as to ensure that no mistake is made.
Your Full Name: Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code): Date of Birth: Fax Number: Your Occupations/sex:
Complete the above and send back to me as soon as possible. Congratulations in advance. Thank you Yours faithfully. Rev.Mike Duka”
Folgende Mail habe ich ihm zurück geschickt:
„Dear Rev. Duka,
Thank you a lot, for sending me the money. You know that it will be for a good project. Please send the money to my Studentenwohnheim, and please clean the bags before you send them, because I just cleaned my living room.
To your questions: I think my Name, my Address and my date of birth are known already, for the Zip you can use Unzip. My Occupation is billionaire in spe and I did not have sex today, because i had to work so much on my first billion.
Best regards, the Micha“
Übersetzt: Vielen Dank!
Soviel zu heute ihr Lieben. Schaut auch morgen wieder vorbei und lasst euch zwischenzeitlich beim Spenden nicht lumpen.
Viele Grüße, der Micha